(via problemactic, jacob)
ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

(via samiiiiiraxo)

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

glowcloud:

"omg girls look so much worse w/ makeup on!!!!!" - boys who look like shit all the time

(via lilboobs)

When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness.

casssh:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

olivia-p-grant:

observerofallthings:

draeden-my-body-is-ready:

skinnyniggaballin:

koolaidphae:

crwntooheavy:

resilient22:

lordflacko91:

Get the fuck out of here son hell nah 👀

They coming for us. Get ready 🔫🔪🔨

What the actual fuck 

Wtf

2 mil tho…

No seriously wtf?
"Guilt Free Murdering"- Huh?
Yep Post-racial yall.

This is DISGUSTING!!!

Guys, that’s a third (1/3) of my states population! If this petition reflected the views of 33% of the people who live here, I would never leave my house. This is scary & Obama’s presidency has really brought the crazy out of these people.

Wow

Disgusting.


jfc